Eragon!
Just watched Eragon. What a piece of crap! So many things about it annoyed me, from the pitiful cod fantasy setting and the almost beat for beat re-run of Star Wars to the rubbishy acting (although Malkovich made his lines sound suitably menacing, a true testament to his sheer force of personality) and crappy six limbed dragon with feathers! I bloody hate dragons that have four limbs and THEN wings! What kind of bloody animal have they evolved from exactly? But to give what is ostensibly a mammal feathers? That's just retarded. I swear to this day only Reign of Fire has got dragons right (the male in that particularly is an awesome beast). I seem to remember that Vermithrax Pejorative from Dragonslayer was also a massively cool dragon(with an awesome name), but it's been a long time since I've seen that film, so I could be wrong.It's very late and I'm tired, but I just wanted to get that dragon rant out of my system.
posted by BadMonkey @ 12:37 AM
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