The Importance of Being Idle

Things I Have Learnt

Or more precisely one thing I have learnt; me and brandy do not get on at all well.
See, I've had this bottle of brandy kickin' about the house for a while now, and last night I figured it was about time.
I really didn't drink all that much of it.
Now before we go any further I think I should make clear that I'm not a hardcore drinker, but I'm not a wimp either. I don't drink beer or wine (cos I don't like 'em) but I do drink spirits, usually vodka but occasionally tequila. So I can handle my spirits okay?
The brandy however, made me feel like death.
I've since slept it off, at least as best as I could, but this morning I still feel like a can of mashed assholes (to steal one of the best things Charlie Sheen has ever said on film), so be gentle with me, okay?

posted by BadMonkey @ 10:08 AM