The Importance of Being Idle

Easy Peasy (Lemon Squeezy)

Okay I've now returned from my 'work focused interview' and there was really nothing whatsoever to it. Interestingly the guy who is my 'personal advisor' (yep, because I'm not scrounging work-shy scum, I'm a 'client') was far more interested in telling me about how irritating all the changes that have been made over the past couple of weeks have been, and how many staff are being laid off at the moment, and why you have to escort 'clients' everywhere (so we don't go on rampages of violence apparently). Did we discuss my predicament? Not so as you'd notice. Did he show me how he's got all the commonly used sentences and phrases copied onto a Word Clipboard so he can just copy and paste them into the relevant online forms? Yes he did, and I was duly impressed (it seemed the polite thing to do). Now I've come home again.
I bought yummy Turkish Delights in Morrisons, and I've already eaten one of them. To tell the truth I only really wanted one, but the nice lady on the checkout somehow managed to ring it through twice, and rather than go through all the rigmarole of having to fetch a supervisor to void it off, I just thought I'd buy another one. Any excuse eh?
Now I face the most daunting choice of the day: Doom 3, or DK Jungle Beat? This is the kind of choice, the kind of challenge that makes getting up in the morning seem worth while...

posted by BadMonkey @ 5:41 PM