Bored + Stupid = Bored Stupid
Yeah, I am extremely bored right now. I don't know what I'm going to do this afternoon, but I need to do SOMETHING other than sit here all day. I've looked for jobs, faked my job diary for last week ('cos as you know I didn't really do a great deal) and I cut my hair, which was actually a mistake cos I ended up covered in little bits of hair stuck all over me until I looked like a caveman. Then I had to have another bath, which seemed very decadent, although it was also necessary cos I wasn't gonna go around looking like Ron Jeremy all day (sadly apart from being short and fat I don't resemble him in any way, at least not in the way most guys would like to - his money! *ahem*). Did you know there was a survey recently that said that short people do really badly at life? They don't succeed at work, get paid less than taller colleagues, and are rubbish in bed. I'm not like amazing short or anything, I'm 5'11" but I still think of myself as a short person. I don't have to worry about not succeeding at work or being paid less than anybody else, after all I don't have a job. I do fully expect to be rubbish in bed though. ;p
posted by BadMonkey @ 12:55 PM
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mmm i think you're not short. so you can't use this as an excuse. who came up with that stat? that is just a rubbishe excuse lol. you saw batman, i heard it was good. the only batman movie i've ever seen was the crazy one from the sixties. i would watch that any day of the week. dude, dion dumped xav. I feel like the world will end. I feel like the universe has been thrown into chaos. you know WHY he dumped him? because he didn't want him to be sad cuz he didn't get to see him often enough. and then they hung out all weekend. good lord! for some reason stability in my life was connected to the idea of the xav 'n dion phenomenon. now i feel like maybe i COULD just be like fuck everything. just kind screw it and stay. i could get a job as a babysitter for sure since i would have no other schedule. so then i could work out a visa. but no...gotta leave and all that jazz. uhm...well i have to go swim now. so i will see you later. *falls over* hope you're having a good time at your parents' house. !!!
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