The Importance of Being Idle

In More Dire Need Of A Blow Job Than Any White Man In History

Don't ask why that's the name of tonights post, it just is okay? It's most likely because I've had too much to drink and am regretting the unusual path I have taken through life, as I so often do at these moments. I sometimes think this innocence and unworldy-ness is part of my charm (assuming I have any charm at all), but I also think I have spectacularly wasted my life in ways that almost cripple me. Would I want to be more like everyone else? That I couldn't say. I would like to have had different experiences, and more (ie any at all) of them, but what is a person but the collection of their experiences? I could not and would not be me if anything had gone significantly different, but am I all that great? Would I be missed, even by me? Does any of this make sense? I thought not.
Went to see Revenge of the Sith again (well you just have to, don't you?) and I was absolutely stunned by the people going to the toilet, or to buy popcorn or wherever the fuck they were going in the middle of The Duel. I mean, for fuck's sake, just sit still for another twenty minutes and then you can go sacrifice babies to your black hearted, goat-headed god for all I care, just sit down NOW. I realise that the vast majority of people don't have anything like the connection I do with Star Wars (which probably explains the need for that blow job), but who has anything remotely pressing to do at the climax of a movie? Its not like it's free, you've paid and paid handsomely to go see the film, so damn well sit and watch it! At the very least, do nothing to disturb me.
For someone who hasn't really slept in a few days I'm surprisingly untired, if that be a word.
Y'know what would be a really good idea right? Not listening to Nine Inch Nails, that would be an excellent idea. ;p All Mr Reznor is doing is adding to the desolate empty failing feeling, which is nice.
I'm just tailing off into incoherent ramblings now, and it had all started so well...

posted by BadMonkey @ 12:15 AM