There Was I A-Diggin' This Hole...
Hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was...Oh wait, no thats a silly song, stop that.
The hole is now filled, it took them less than five minutes. And by them I mean the one bloke who actually did anything, while the other three sat in the lorry and did fuck all. Thats my council tax at work right there, makes me feel glad I pay it.
... and there was I diggin it deep, it was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep, when along came this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and he scratched his head, well he looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said...
Hands up everybody who is getting the Bernard Cribbins reference here? No? Didn't think so.
Don't dig there! Dig it elsewhere!
You're digging it round when it ought to be square, the shapes all wrong its much too long and you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong!
*beams with unsurpressed happiness*
posted by BadMonkey @ 4:18 PM
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Its a song. Well I say song, I mean 'song' by a comedian by the name of Bernard Cribbins. He read the Winnie the Pooh stories I loved when I was a kid, I musta worn that tape out. Good stuff.
Don't look at me like that!
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