Question:
Where do spiders come from?And don't start telling me stuff about a mummy spider and a daddy spider really loving one another, and I don't give a toss about their philosphical underpinning, I mean where do they physically come from?
You go away for a couple of days, and there were no spiders when you left, so how come when you come back there ARE spiders (and nasty scary ones at that, lurking in very devious places)? I mean how do they know? How do they know where the undisturbed places are? How do they know you're not there and its safe to move in? And who has ever seen a homeless spider looking for somewhere to sling its web? So I ask you again: where do spiders come from? I'm starting to think that they are spontaneously generated from dust and detritus, cos that would explain so much...
posted by BadMonkey @ 10:44 PM
1 Comments:
that frightens me but i've only seen a couple in my house and that was BEFORE the indelible bread-crumbs on the floor...
hey that was pretty good...i should start a collection...
i have to remember to put in the one about my shampoo bottle...cuz it's kinda drippy and oozy to the point where it looks positively biological...haha i think it's funny to use biological as gross but not TOO often lol then it would lose it's flavor
ha indelible bread crumbs lol
but yeah...spiders can be damned scary
HELLA O_O
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